I am reading the book World War Z and Chloe asked me what it was about. I told her that it was about Zombies. Caden asked what are Zombies? I told him "The Living Dead" and he said he had seen them on TV. He told me that they are scary and he doesn't watch scary movies because it gives him nightmares. Chloe said "I don't watch them because then I will dream Mommy is a Zombie. I don't want Mommy to be dead."
Now I am thinking that this is going to be a sad moment. I say "Don't worry, Mommy is not going to be a Zombie."
She says "Well if she was a Zombie then Daddy would protect me. He kills bad guys and Zombies."
I say, "Well Mommy could kill Zombies too"
Chloe says, "No she can't Mommy just uses computers, she can't kill bad guys"
So Ryanne, I am sorry, I have failed you while you were away. I was not able to teach your daughter that Mommy kills Zombies with the best of them. Guess you are gonna have to step it up in that department. Perhaps you could kill some of them desert Zombies that we always hear about.
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